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The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie

Comedy

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Date: 05/31/2008
Rating: 6.1
Cast: Len Cariou, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin, Ken Takemoto, Don McManus, Michael Bolton, Ahmed Ahmed, Brendan Fletcher, Daniel Dae Kim, Meredith Baxter, Jed Rees, Rodney Dangerfield, Ahmed B. Badran, Brian Powell, Scott Klace, Barbara Pilavin, Sandy Kenyon, Orlando Seale, Erik Stolhanske, Sarah McElligott, Randy Oglesby, Kwame Boateng, Richard Fancy, Alex Solowitz, Savannah Haske, Rebecca Lowman, Jim Gleason, Michael Harney, Angel Cassidy, Gauge, Robert Hoffman, Joel McHale, Harry Shum Jr., Kevin Federline, Bo Barrett, Chrissy Metz, Marshall Manesh, Greg Cipes, Nick Chinlund, Jim Rash, Paul Scheer, John Viener, Gedde Watanabe, Chris Villa

Len Cariou as Norm Archer in The Onion Movie Len Cariou

Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher in The Onion Movie Steven Seagal

Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs in The Onion Movie Larissa Laskin

Ken Takemoto as Sensei in The Onion Movie Ken Takemoto

Don McManus as Dennis McCormick in The Onion Movie Don McManus

Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton in The Onion Movie Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed in The Onion Movie Ahmed Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim in The Onion Movie Brendan Fletcher

Daniel Dae Kim as Ivy Leaguer in The Onion Movie Daniel Dae Kim

Meredith Baxter as Cooking Show Chef in The Onion Movie Meredith Baxter

Jed Rees as Wizard Proteus in The Onion Movie Jed Rees

Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney Dangerfield in The Onion Movie Rodney Dangerfield

Ahmed B. Badran

Brian Powell as Typical Neighbor Husband in The Onion Movie Brian Powell

Scott Klace as Kip Kendall in The Onion Movie Scott Klace

Barbara Pilavin as Alzheimers Old Lady in The Onion Movie Barbara Pilavin

Sandy Kenyon as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd in The Onion Movie Sandy Kenyon

Orlando Seale as Producer in The Onion Movie Orlando Seale

Erik Stolhanske as Producer in The Onion Movie Erik Stolhanske

Sarah McElligott as Melissa Cherry in The Onion Movie Sarah McElligott

Randy Oglesby as Surgeon General in The Onion Movie Randy Oglesby

Kwame Boateng as Dibo in The Onion Movie Kwame Boateng

Richard Fancy as Kenneth Garber in The Onion Movie Richard Fancy

Alex Solowitz as The Masses in The Onion Movie Alex Solowitz

Savannah Haske as Rapist Lisa in The Onion Movie Savannah Haske

Rebecca Lowman as Rape Victim Julie in The Onion Movie Rebecca Lowman

Jim Gleason as Steel Beam Architect in The Onion Movie Jim Gleason

Michael Harney as Line-Up Detective in The Onion Movie Michael Harney

Angel Cassidy as Porn Star in The Onion Movie Angel Cassidy

Gauge as Porn Star in The Onion Movie Gauge

Robert Hoffman as Lollipop Love Dancer in The Onion Movie Robert Hoffman

Joel McHale as Office Worker in The Onion Movie Joel McHale

Harry Shum Jr. as Lollipop Love Dancer in The Onion Movie Harry Shum Jr.

Kevin Federline as Lollipop Love Dancer in The Onion Movie Kevin Federline

Bo Barrett as Wigger Jim in The Onion Movie Bo Barrett

Chrissy Metz as Heavy Girl in The Onion Movie Chrissy Metz

Marshall Manesh as Announcer in The Onion Movie Marshall Manesh

Greg Cipes as Hippie Diplomant in The Onion Movie Greg Cipes

Nick Chinlund as Bryce Brand in The Onion Movie Nick Chinlund

Jim Rash as Bryce's Manager in The Onion Movie Jim Rash

Paul Scheer as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk in The Onion Movie Paul Scheer

John Viener as Peen Out Guy in The Onion Movie John Viener

Gedde Watanabe as James Nakatami in The Onion Movie Gedde Watanabe

Chris Villa

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